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Aug. 23rd, 2007 08:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spatchEdification.
I'm sure that like me, you too have lost many a night's sleep wondering "If a Tyrannosaurus Rex were to run after David Beckham, would he be able to get away?" I'm pleased to report that the answer is no, Becks would be chased down and gobbled up like a cocktail weiner in a Galaxy jersey. We can all sleep soundly now, safely reassured of an extinct species' continued superiority over homo sapiens.
I'm sure that like me, you too have lost many a night's sleep wondering "If a Tyrannosaurus Rex were to run after David Beckham, would he be able to get away?" I'm pleased to report that the answer is no, Becks would be chased down and gobbled up like a cocktail weiner in a Galaxy jersey. We can all sleep soundly now, safely reassured of an extinct species' continued superiority over homo sapiens.
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Date: 2007-08-23 01:01 pm (UTC)soccerfootball, or perhaps Posh Spice, at the T. Rex in order to distract it while he developed a long enough head start to out-endure it.Also, did they skeletal and muscle structure data from Jurassic Park? 'Cause a real velociraptor scarcely weighs more than Abbie the Cat.