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COMING MAYBE SOMEDAY TO A NEVERWINTER NIGHTS CLIENT NEAR YOU
THE STUPIDEST RPG EVER

CAT TOWN ADVENTURE: THE RPG: THE GAME


THAT'S RIGHT, GET SET TO HAVE AN ADVENTURE IN THE TOWN WHERE EVERYBODY IS A CAT*


ENJOY HOURS OF SCINTILLATING, INTELLIGENT DIALOGUE WITH NPCS WHO ARE SO REAL, THEY'RE LIFELIKE


WE PROMISE THAT IN THE FINAL RELEASE CAP'N BOB WILL HAVE CLOTHES


MEET ALL YOUR FAVORITE CAT TOWN PERSONALITIES, LIKE THE LITTLE REDHEAD CAT, WHO SEEMS TO HAVE SET A MANTRAP FOR EL GUAPO! OH NOS, EL GUAPO, WATCH OUT!!

WELL THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CATS BUT I CAN'T MAKE CATS LOOK LIKE PEOPLE IN THE GAME SO THEY LOOK LIKE PEOPLE IN THE GAME, JUST PRETEND THEY'RE CATS, OK

IN THE GAME EL GUAPO HAS LEFT TOWN TO GO TO THE MUSTACHE CONVENTION AND THIS MEANS THE ANIMAL HAT GANG IS UP TO NO GOOD! MAYBE YOU CAN HELP SAVE THE DAY YOURSELF

EXPLORE MANY EXCITING AND SCARY LOCATIONS SUCH AS

• THE HAUNTED CAVE
• THE HAUNTED FOREST
• THE HAUNTED DUNGEON
• THE HAUNTED CAT FOOD FACTORY
• THE HAUNTED WAREHOUSE FULL OF CRATES
• THE HAUNTED ICE CREAM PARLOR

CAT TOWN ADVENTURE: THE RPG: THE GAME -- GET THE FEELING

PORTIONS OF THIS RPG NOT AFFECTING THE OUTCOME OF THE GAME HAVE BEEN EDITED

SEVERAL PARTS WERE SUGGESTED BY ABBIE THE CAT