Subterranean Value Meal Blues

[spatch]

I got my Ph.D at Mickey D's
So I'm a burger flipper through and through
I got my own BS at BK, I guess
I got a doctorate from Wendy's U

I got an MBA from KFC
So baby, why don't you wanna sleep with me?
I got my Ph.D at Mickey D's
(And I can supersize that too)

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[lentilstew.livejournal.com]

I was going to be in the White Castle student exchange program, but they made a last-minute decision that my grades weren't good enough.