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In memory of 4650, 21917, and the other one, I have prepared and eaten a special dish reserved for those who like their food well and truly Sad.

Strange and Mournful False Hope Soup
Serves one. Alone. In the rain.

YOU WILL NEED

One (1) package of chicken-flavored Ramen. It doesn't matter what kind of chicken-flavored Ramen it is -- chicken, chicken & mushroom, chicken & vegetable, chicken & dogfood -- just as long as there's chicken there you'll be ok. (And what are you doing eating chicken & dogfood ramen, anyway?)
One (1) egg. Hopefully not rotten.

HERE'S WHAT YOU DO

Cook the package of ramen the usual way -- boil water, add ramen, wait 3 minutes.
Just before you take the pot off the heat, crack in the egg. Stir it up.
Then strain off any excess water (keep as much water as you'd like for soup tho), add flavor packet, stir.
Eat. You won't need to cry all that much, thankfully. Crying is reserved for the Chunky Chunks O' Ramen recipe.

Well, there's my good deed for the day. It happens occasionally, I admit. Now time for a nap.