The Bert & Mo Show
Jun. 30th, 2004 04:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spatchTODAY'S SUBJECT: SUPERMAN WEDDING
Bert: OH SHE LOOKS SO PROUD OF THIS MOST PRECIOUS DAY
Mo: I want to know whos idea that was
Mo: Generally when you meet a guy who wants to wear a Superman suit at his wedding, he's fairly insistant and demanding
Mo: I wonder if he sleeps in Spiderman jammies too
Bert: maybe it's a defense mechanism
Bert: if she gets mad at him and says he's a bad husband, he puts on glasses and goes "oh no I am clark kent, you married Superman and I don't know where he is, I think he's fighting Brainiac on the moon or something"
Mo: BEST. HUSBAND. EVER.
Bert: OH SHE LOOKS SO PROUD OF THIS MOST PRECIOUS DAY
Mo: I want to know whos idea that was
Mo: Generally when you meet a guy who wants to wear a Superman suit at his wedding, he's fairly insistant and demanding
Mo: I wonder if he sleeps in Spiderman jammies too
Bert: maybe it's a defense mechanism
Bert: if she gets mad at him and says he's a bad husband, he puts on glasses and goes "oh no I am clark kent, you married Superman and I don't know where he is, I think he's fighting Brainiac on the moon or something"
Mo: BEST. HUSBAND. EVER.