Your abstract for today

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Cognizant No. 1

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[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

DUREAMUCASTO

[katre50.livejournal.com]

Abstract? This is clearly a picture of a swimming duck, who is dipping her head down to eat floating crackers, as viewed from between her legs. Also, slightly kinky.

[coffeebeanben.livejournal.com]

I thought it was a high-contrast cutaway photograph of a carrot shot at extremely close range with a bad telephoto lens, producing a sort of "barrel" effect.

[slit.livejournal.com]

Now I have to pee.

"Now it's Rorshach and Prozac and everything's groovy"

[iheartoothecae.livejournal.com]

I see a triangle of pubic hair and the lines of underwear.

Crotch crotch crotch. That's all I think about these days.

[(Anonymous)]

It's obviously the official women's Olympic beach volleyball uniform.

-Shelley
http://cynicallife.blogon.com

[lentilstew.livejournal.com]

That unmarked Beetle is headed right for me!

[luckimunki.livejournal.com]

My first thought was "a complimentary ham sandwich."

[lentilstew.livejournal.com]

Actually, I saw it as a very intimate region, but I blame the post I saw right above it: http://www.livejournal.com/users/aliiyf/16897.html