The Story of Bunny Bunny

Had this story kicking around, half finished, for about a year now. Just tonight I noticed it and thought I might as well try to finish it. It's funny when the You-This-Year goes up against the You-Last-Year and tries to recreate the style and tone of writing that one had previously (and really, all the product descriptions were written in one go, one grand and glorious moment of sheer descriptive ecstasy and some decent wordplay if I do say so myself. I shall be lucky if I ever find myself caught up in another mindset like that again.)

Careful readers and fans of a certain rabbity/hula catch phrase shall be interested but disappointed to note that this story is not the one that created the catch phrase; it merely attempts to use the hint of the phrase in a servicable and far less prurient setting. Those of you who just said "What the hell?" can just click on the link and continue to read. Your lack of knowledge of an admittedly exclusive in-joke will not detract, in any way, from your enjoyment of the piece.

By the way, I have no idea what it's all supposed to really mean.

( The story )