Today's Truth.

The Facts of Life is the 20th century Little Women. With a lot fewer sleigh rides and a lot more Tootie.

There's your truth for the day, so be careful with it and don't drop it on the way home.

TOONTOWN KARAOKE

We constantly strive to make computer programs do stuff they weren't intended for in the first place.

With that in mind:

( I OUGHTA WHIP OUT MY )

Uh oh! Spaghettios!

Looks like orkut's got some serious large number issues: