In which our hero learns Euchre and is tested

If diamonds is trump, what are the three strongest cards?
JD, JH, AD?
Yeah. If diamonds is trump what's the highest card in spades?
AS?
Yeah. If you give a mouse a cookie, will he ask for a glass of milk?
Most definitely every time.

Today's code

10 PRINT "FUCK OFF, CAT  ";
20 GOTO 10