Oh holy moses

Lynn text-messaged me halfway through BE COOL, as John Travolta and Uma Thurman were dancing around for no reason other than the fact that they had done it before in a previous movie. "Is like Pulp Fiction if PF were done poorly," she messaged. She was sitting next to me. Yeah, we were that bored.

So if you were thinking of going to see Be Cool because you really liked Get Shorty and think it'll be great to see the sequel, DON'T.

If you were thinking of going to see Be Cool not because you saw and/or liked Get Shorty but instead were thinking of going to see it because you'd heard John Travolta and Uma Thurman were in it together, as a nifty throwback to PULP FICTION, well, DON'T.

If you weren't thinking any of this but had just heard a movie called Be Cool was coming out and you were maybe thinking of seeing it if, say, MAN OF THE HOUSE was sold out, well, DON'T.

If you wer-- DON'T.

( Simply put, it's the most self-indulgent wankfest since Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. )

Oops

I seem to be without cellphone service at the moment. While I figure out
what in Sam Hill's going on, feel free to just use the ol' email and IM
for communiques. If you'd like me to add you to my IM list, let me know.



your pal,
alanis morrissette