oh, and before I forget

Dear South Station:

Okay, okay, we get it. There's a whisky from Dewar's that is available for purchase wherever fine spirits are sold. We understand this, thanks to the fifty-three banners, posters, and floor ads plastered all over this fine transportation nexus of ours. There's no need to continue putting them up. I am sure the recovering alcoholics among us would agree as well, as the total bombardment from all sides of one's periphery must make for some truly difficult commutes.




Yours truly,
A gin drinker