OH MISTER ABBIE

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE


YOU'VE GONE AND TAKEN UP RESIDENCE IN THE BOX OF SHAME


HANG DOWN YOUR HEAD TOM DOOLEY, HANG DOWN YOUR HEAD AND CRY

Tune in tomorrow when Abbie plops his furry little butt down on the OTTOMAN OF PENITENCE.


file under 'backlit like a sumbitch'

DEAR MARK FRAUENFELDER

I swear to God if you ever say, think, or write "vlogcast" again I'm sending out the dogs, and the bees, and the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you.

I mean, seriously. That's just smushing up already smushed-up trendy buzzwords to make a new smushed-up trendy buzzword. You're not even trying anymore.



no, it's not a "buzzword mashup", either, because that'd be silly.