oh for the love of my very educated mother

I don't care what those idiot astronomers are saying in their pissy-pants version of a Wikipedia revert war, Pluto.

You'll always be a planet in my book.

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"I think Abbie's looking like he's lost weight," pheromone says. "Recently it's felt easier to lift him."

So we give him a little weigh-in.

Mr. Tall Drink Of Water weighs 20 pounds.

"Guess cat-lifting is good for the muskells," says I. Only I didn't say muskells then, but I did now when I retold the story.

rock over london, rock on chicago

I think you're supposed to use the sign generator to say nasty things about mcdonalds giving away hummer toys in their happy meals. but you know if we wacky pranksters ever actually got ahold of sign letters, we'd just do shit like this.