why yes, we did have a beer or four tonight

Spatch: I WOULD PAY ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR AN ACTUAL FACTUAL DEPECHE MODE COVER OF "FRUIT SALAD, YUMMY YUMMY"
Spatch: I'M JUST SAYING IS ALL
The person you are trying desperately to get this Very Important Message to has gone idle and is now set Away or something.
Spatch: FUCK