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I. Things We're Still On The Fence About

Promotional literature for colleges that include the word "Discover"
An animal grooming parlor called "Hair Of The Dog"
A bowling alley that advertises itself as "within striking distance" of the highway
The social ramifications of "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?"
Steampunk Star Wars (I teetered at Jabba, but Han and Vader are great and who can't love the phrase "Phlogisticated Aether Torch")
Legally Blonde: The Musical (no, wait, just fell off the fence, landed on some ice, ow)

II. ( We saw FACTORY GIRL on Friday night... )