I close my eyes, only for a moment then the moment's gone.

Mr. Spatch I am listening to songs like Dust In The Wind and Accidents Will Happen and are plotting early 80s teen pseudo-angstful movies.
Miss Blanche: John Cusack everywherer
Mr. Spatch "based on a story by S.E. Hinton."
Mr. Spatch EXACTLY!
Mr. Spatch for the Elvis Costello one.
Miss Blanche: STAY GOLDEN, ROB
Mr. Spatch Dust In The Wind, well, I'm imagining Maggie Gyllenhaal
Mr. Spatch and, uh.
Mr. Spatch Elijah Wood.
Miss Blanche: o my
Mr. Spatch The Other Side of Summer, starring Kirsten Dunst and Mark Ruffalo.
Miss Blanche: HE IS A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR HER, UH OH
Mr. Spatch on a beach home community.
Mr. Spatch the summer house.
Miss Blanche: THEY HAVE DIMPLES!
Mr. Spatch and the obligatory jumping-off-the-dock-at-sunset scene
Mr. Spatch and ice cream at the needlessly 20's ice cream parlor-decorated scoop shop in town
Miss Blanche: MAN, ON THE CAPE??
Mr. Spatch YES!!
Mr. Spatch all the trailers will have the whatever film festival honored them in those wreaths of laurel
Miss Blanche: No one knows that they aren't really laurel but actually elaborately carved carrots

Whoo, have you seen this yet?

If not, you should.

Jack Chick takes on Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

For reals.