"with no apparent reason I predict..."

WHAT CRISWELL PREDICTS:
   IS
      AMAZING!
      INTRIGUING!
      SHOCKING!
      FEARLESS!
      ASTOUNDING!
      DYNAMIC!
      TERRIFYING!
      AND --
      TOO ACCURATE!

I'm sure we all remember the Great St. Louis Women's Baldness Riots of 1983. But did you know that that famed psychic Criswell himself (nicely presented here as my new icon) predicted them exactly as they happened in his 1968 book "Criswell Predicts"?

( It's all true! All I've done is ADD PARAGRAPH BREAKS! )

And lest you think this prediction was just wild coincidence on his part, just remember: 87% OF HIS PREDICTIONS HAVE COME TRUE! And while Criswell didn't predict the earth would flip its poles as we all it did, he does call February 11, 1983 a "summer's day" so HE MUST HAVE FELT IT SOMEHOW!

Criswell truly was the Nostradamus of our time -- no, he was the Nostradamus AHEAD OF OUR TIME.


and here you thought this was just a GIP