we sometimes get to hit things.

1. THE WINDUP.
Quote from anonymous flathead on the Universal Hub:

Too bad there aren't cameras on everyone greenline train. It would help in situations like these, as well as stop you douchebags from throwing your copies of that shitrag the metro around.

2. THE PITCH.
Just the thing the T needs to spend money on.

( METRO NEWSPAPER SURVEILLANCE SQUAD! )