OSCAR HILARITY: TRY THE CHICKEN PARM

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Just saw an ad for "Oprah presents: Their Eyes Were Watching God." From the way it looked, it should've been called How Janie Crawford Got Her Groove Back. Also, that McDonald's ad with guys freakin out over the girl with a baby? The tagline should've been "Sorry boys, there's only one guy who gets to ride my ass." I'M HERE ALL WEEK

No big surprises, but hey, way to go Charlie Kaufman.



EDIT: Oh Joey Ramone, we really really miss you.
EDIT EDIT: Eastwood gave my brother props at the end of the Best Picture speech. Dave's a chef at Mission Ranch. GO DAVE WHAT WHAT