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This entry is from Club Med's own FAQ, which reveals that this resort thing is a bit creepier than I knew it to be:

What does GO and GM mean?

All members such as yourself are GM´s, short for gracious members. Your sports instructors, hosts and hostesses, chefs and entertainers are GO´s, or gracious organizers. Everyone lives in the Village, a self-sufficient vacation setting headed by a charismatic Chef of Village.

Ooh ooh ooh! Sign me up for the pennyfarthing rides and life-sized chess game, Number 2!