McGriddle Update

[spatch]

(If this were an old Ron & Fez routine, they'd have their stentorian radio voiceover friend say "MCGRIDDLE UPDATE." very seriously)

So I had this odd urge to get a McGriddle sandwich despite the fact that I've never had one in my life. Now I won't need to have another. From my recounting of the events on Eschwa:

McGRIDDLE UPDATE

Dear god this thing is greasy.  You need extra napkins just to undo the
wrapper.  The pancake thing is chewier than I expected, and amazingly enough
that might be a plus.  I got the bacon egg and cheese thing to ensure maximum
artery clogging, since I really don't like any kind of breakfast sausage
product.  It is alternately sweet and salty and greasy all over.  I do not know
if I will ever eat another one for as long as I live.  I also got hash browns.

I will also add here that whatever deliciousness this sandwich thing has (and truth be told it does have a bit of tasty to it) it's completely overshadowed by the fact that these things are REALLY FUCKING BAD FOR YOU.