I won't eat there, but I'll be more than happy to point and laugh

[spatch]

Kaitlyn brought in a menu for an eating establishment in Quincy. The menu is riddled with spelling errors: Pickels, an advisory against eating "row foods" and such, but my absolute favorite is the phrase in big friendly letters at the bottom of one page:

THANK YOU FOR BEING LOYAL COSTUMERS!

and here I didn't think I could sew a stitch...

Comments

[markm.livejournal.com]

There's a deli in Chelmsford center that sells smooked turkey sandwiches.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Something tells me this wasn't Engrish.

[spatch]

How does one smooke a turkey, I wonder? And not go to jail?

[arielblue.livejournal.com]

They just did that in anticipation of a visit from The Cat Town Guy.

[eeka13.livejournal.com]

Row foods? Like sushi? Muffins?

[eeka13.livejournal.com]

Mad props for the funny, but we went over this the other day; bestiality in and of itself is not illegal!

;o)

[wednesday]

This must be placed upon a scanner. Then the scanner must be operated.

[bedfull-o-books.livejournal.com]

I've got yer loyal costumer right here.....

[audioboy.livejournal.com]

bex77 and I have been saying for years that someone could clean up in the menu proofing business. Hmm...

[violacat.livejournal.com]

There's a pub in Iowa City that I otherwise adore, but there's always some typo on their menu. A few years ago, one pizza topping was "roasted red pepers" (which must, of course, be pronounced "peepers".)

I went back a month or so ago, and that had been fixed. Now they offered "roasted red peppers" (yay!) and "zuchinni" (um?).