OH SO THIS IS WHAT IT DOES

[spatch]

FIRST IT BUILDS A MONORAIL
THEN IT PUTS PUPPIES IN IT
WHAT MORE IS THERE TO LIFE
SERIOUSLY
I ASK YOU

Comments

[mr-bad-example.livejournal.com]

Is there anything cuter than a dog in a ridiculous situation with that long-suffering "Do you see now? Do you see what they do to me?" expression? I submit that there is not.

[loree-borealis.livejournal.com]

Yes, because puppies have such a hard time getting around.

[reveritas.livejournal.com]

WHAT

[iheartoothecae.livejournal.com]

Pinnacle of human achievment, right there.

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

That is wonderful.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of "Native American Indian Dogs" before.

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

dalskdfjaksjhdfiq3841&*^&#*hjsdf omg puppy monorail

[tyopsqueene.livejournal.com]

DUDE!
It'd be better with kitties.

[orionsmom.livejournal.com]

So wonderful!

And why not? I ask you!

[spatch]

dear diary,
today they put me in the monorail again.
then i got sick to my stomach and had to eat some grass.
your pal,
lakota

[katre50.livejournal.com]

Kitties would never sit still long enough, sadly.

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

"I've sold monorails to Puppytown, Puppyville, and North Puppybrook, and it sure put them on the map!"

[roup42.livejournal.com]

"Is there a chance the track might bend?"
"Not on your life, my Corgi friend!"

[antikythera.livejournal.com]

*looks at puppies again* Which one is Leonard Nimoy?

[bedfull-o-books.livejournal.com]

OMG. Squeee! Puppies. In a monorail.

[giantfightbot.livejournal.com]

"My work here is done."
"But you didn't do anything!"
"Didn't I?"

Here I was hoping the monorail would allow access to the garage from the backyard, but instead it's just a prop. I feel cheated. CHEATED!