Attack of the fake variables
Mar. 1st, 2006 11:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spatchMr. Spatch's $COMPANY re-signs big contract with $BIGCLIENT (not the client Mr. Spatch deals with, granted, but a very important $BREADANDBUTTER client.)
As a result, everybody in $COMPANY gets a gift check for $100 in celebration.
After working an hour and a half overtime, Mr. Spatch decides a quick and painless disposal of this bonus money is in order, so he goes out and buys $DVD and $VIDEOGAME with enough money left over for a nice dinner at $SUMMERSHACK.
There he drinks $ALE and eats lots of $OYSTERS and $CHOWDER.
For dessert, he had $BANANASFOSTER which was served in a $SILVERGRAVYBOAT.
He feels very much like $DIAMONDJIMBRADY right about now. Or perhaps even $BOSSTWEED, although he is missing a $MUSTACHE to twirl and $NEWYORKCITY over which to rule.
As a result, everybody in $COMPANY gets a gift check for $100 in celebration.
After working an hour and a half overtime, Mr. Spatch decides a quick and painless disposal of this bonus money is in order, so he goes out and buys $DVD and $VIDEOGAME with enough money left over for a nice dinner at $SUMMERSHACK.
There he drinks $ALE and eats lots of $OYSTERS and $CHOWDER.
For dessert, he had $BANANASFOSTER which was served in a $SILVERGRAVYBOAT.
He feels very much like $DIAMONDJIMBRADY right about now. Or perhaps even $BOSSTWEED, although he is missing a $MUSTACHE to twirl and $NEWYORKCITY over which to rule.