now I know the true meaning of st. patrick's day

[spatch]

Big ups to the chowderhead interviewed by WBZ's Carl Stevens (dragged, kicking and screaming no doubt, out of Worcester) at the Black Rose near Quincy Market today.

"What does St. Patrick's Day mean to you?" he was asked.

"Oh, it's a fine day, laddie!" he replied, with a voice about as Irish as a plate of hummus. "It means a fine day, and no rats!"

Rats?!

"Snakes!" someone else said in a stage whisper. "No snakes!"

"Oh, yeah, snakes," our erstwhile man-on-the-street said. "A fine day, without any rodents!"

I bet he can't wait to stick some citrus fruit down his Corona neck for Sinko De May-Oh.

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[dskasak.livejournal.com]

I bet he can't wait to stick some citrus fruit down his Corona neck for Sinko De May-Oh.

He'll also have on a plastic sombrero and paint on a mustache that looks more like Dirty Sanchez than Groucho Marx.

[spwebdesign.livejournal.com]

And it won't be citrus fruit, of course: He'll wedge some pineapple in there and claim it's that old Mexican standby, piña Coronada!

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

The dilithium crystals are breaken' awp, Cap'n!