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Things I Don't Miss And Won't Have To Do Again
A Partial List.

• Hunting for ties. They always seem to end up under dressers or beds with all the other cat toys.
  
• Snapping a tie.
  
• Snagging a chunk whilst brushing and yanking it out.
  
• Cleaning drain traps. (Well, I'll still do that cause it's common courtesy, innit?)
  
• Resignedly walking outside in even the slightest breeze, knowing I'm gonna get disheveled no matter what.

Things I Hadn't Realized I'd Missed But Can Now Do Again
A Very Partial List.

• Being able to make shampoo horns in the shower. That just made it all worth it. RUMBA RUMBA SNORT RIP