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Comments

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

There is nothing zen about her.

[spatch]

this is probably a photoshop but I SO WANT TO BELIEVE

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

No, sir. You don't. Because then she'll try to do covers.

[kyree.livejournal.com]

Which would be hilarious.

[glowkitty]

ITYM moment of ...Ah, fuck, I've got nothing.

[tyopsqueene.livejournal.com]

You know, it's good to see you posting regularly.

But I've no idea what's going on in that picture. *clueless*

[littlegirltoast.livejournal.com]

Paris Hilton's about to get a fashion makeover from the Mascara Snake.

(Fast and bulbous... that's right... a tin teardrop.)

[ron_newman]

Ditto -- what is that CD?

[quodlibetic.livejournal.com]

Captain Beefheart.

Hahahaha! :)

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Y'know, if I were Paris Hilton I think I'd sue my plastic surgeon.

[dskasak.livejournal.com]

Shit, so THAT'S why my doctor couldn't find the cuff when he tried to take my blood pressure--it was wrapped around Paris' waist!

[goat.livejournal.com]

Wow, I have never seen a corset look actively bad on someone!

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I don't think's so much a corset as it is a supermarket check-out conveyor belt. I should call Stop & Shop and see if they're missing one.

[babs-the-nymph.livejournal.com]

Ew. That's the only thing that comes to mind when I see her. Just. Ew.