spatch

I like it when I've scanned the item and have it in my hand but I have to open a new plastic bag. Then it becomes a frantic race to get the bag open and the item in the bag before the nice recording helpfully suggests that I please place the item in the bag and I'm like LADY I'M TRYIN HERE CUT ME A BREAK I'M ONLY HUMAN only I don't really say it out loud because there's enough nuts at Shaw's already