spatch

all work emails must be signed thus:

Thanks,
[sender]

Even if it's something like what i wrote recently:

Your timeline for this is not based in reality, even if you would manage to get me this material on time for me to do it by the time you need it. Please send me a more realistic deadline, keeping in mind the question of whether we all really need to give ourselves ulcers over a project that's going to go nowhere anyway.

Thanks,
Tasha

i think the person reading was probably going "Thanks for what, you smug bitch!"

i should have signed it "Have a nice day!"