people under 23, you're just going to have to take my word on this one, it's GOLD

[spatch]

HEY!
You say you're getting tired of lettuce and tomato hamburgers in this town that don't quite make it?

Well, here's an obstensibly coked-up Jason Alexander to the rescue, touting McDonald's NEW McDLT, where the hot -- *snap snap!* -- stays hot, and the cool -- *snap snap!* -- stays cool!

Try one today with a refreshing New Coke!