Sad Food

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[kpht.livejournal.com]

Aww, poor dad.

Although, maybe they put it there because the writing is awful and the colors don't match and the person requested a new one.

[muffyjo]

Dad was a schmuck and decided to high-tail it with 29 year old to Vegas instead of come home for the family holiday. Even though she's the ex-mom, she decided she had paid for enough generosity by having the rest of his clan over (who didn't say a word about the homemade stuffing, by the way) so their teenage son could feel surrounded by "family" again. (He missed another alimony payment, btw. Probably gambled it away on Thursday that cheap son-of-a-no-good-hound-dog we-musn't-curse-in-front-of-the-children!) Lord, he's just like his mother. And to put up with HER on Thursday was really more than she was interested in when this whole thing started so she was CERTAINLY glad not to have to celebrate the free-wheeling dilettante's goddamned birthday.

Or maybe they just discovered he had a wheat allergy so went with the ice cream cake instead?

[kalliejenn2.livejournal.com]

ha, that got a good belly laugh out of me

[eeka13.livejournal.com]

Well the least you could do is invite them to join www.deaddad.net

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Doesn't Short Cuts start this way, only with Lyle Lovett and harassing phone calls?

[invisibelle.livejournal.com]

Heheheheh. I'm probably awful for laughing at that. I'm sure they just got a better cake elsewhere, 'cause that one is incredibly ugly. :)

[sarcasma.livejournal.com]

You should sell that pic to a greeting-card company. :D

[dogofthefuture.livejournal.com]

Perhaps this is like Hemingway's six-word story which he claimed was the best thing he'd ever written:

"For Sale: Baby Shoes, never worn."