Dear Fox Movie Channel
Nov. 27th, 2006 12:55 amWeren't you constantly showing The French Connection II back-to-back, like, last month? And what's up with showing only the sequel? Why not show I and II back-to-back, for those of us obsessive completists? Do you only have the rights to II? Do you not have the rights to the first one? Could you at least point us in the direction of a movie channel what does? I need my El chase, dammit.
Also, good on you for scheduling Zardoz at 4:00 in the morning. Insomniacs everywhere must be rejoicing.
Yours most sincerely,
Cerulean T. Farnsworth
Vice-President and Treasurer, Future Kurt Vonnegut Protagonists of America
Yes, obsessive completists. There are rules in the universe, people, rules we gotta live by! IF I WATCH THE GODFATHER, I HAVE TO WATCH THE GODFATHER PART 2 BEFORE I CAN WATCH THE FIRST ONE AGAIN. NO, 3 DOESN'T COUNT. IT IS NOT PLAYING IN THIS GAME.
Also, good on you for scheduling Zardoz at 4:00 in the morning. Insomniacs everywhere must be rejoicing.
Yours most sincerely,
Cerulean T. Farnsworth
Vice-President and Treasurer, Future Kurt Vonnegut Protagonists of America
Yes, obsessive completists. There are rules in the universe, people, rules we gotta live by! IF I WATCH THE GODFATHER, I HAVE TO WATCH THE GODFATHER PART 2 BEFORE I CAN WATCH THE FIRST ONE AGAIN. NO, 3 DOESN'T COUNT. IT IS NOT PLAYING IN THIS GAME.