S-M-R-T

[spatch]

Nothing says dishwashing hilarity like attempting to get some stuck-on food off a glass dish and nearly wearing out a sponge in vain before you rinse some of the suds away and realize that for the past two minutes you've been furiously trying to scrub off the embossed letters that say MADE IN MEXICO.

I is a kollij hi skule talanted and giftid gradjit.