[beisbol] well, the double play was nice

[spatch]

Well, if Boston's golden boy Dice-K retired after that lovely first inning and cashed out that contract, he'd have been paid rougly $7.42 million for each ball he gave up.

The odds of him giving up a homer on the first pitch, by the way, were 10,000 to 100, according to the office line-guy.