Well.

[spatch]

It appears that ascots have now finally gone out of style.

Comments

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

But...but...what else goes with Birkenstocks?

[ivorjawa.livejournal.com]

Assless chaps.

[spinooti.livejournal.com]

But it will always live on in our hearts.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

They'll still be wearing them in the Midwest 10 years from now.

[puddnhead.livejournal.com]

God damn it! Now you tell me.

[elkabong.livejournal.com]

Jose Chung, we hardly knew ye.

[off_coloratura]

But every duke and earl and peer is here!

[malconstant.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I've always wondered why people specify 'assless' when talking about chaps. Chaps are, by definition, assless. If chaps had asses, they'd be pants.

[ivorjawa.livejournal.com]

because it would hurt more, you twit comedic value.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

There goes my hope for resurrecting Match Game.

[(Anonymous)]

Dammit! I was hoping I would be the first one to figure out what Rob was talking about!

He was a (blank) fine performer.

Noah

[muffyjo]

Well, ascots are a rare treat and only very special people can get away with them. Much like bow ties. Some people are born to them, others are simply putting on aires.

[spatch]

They're chaps for people without asses?

[spatch]

As long as there's a well-scrubbed young man solving mysteries in a psychedelic van with his friends and a Great Dane, there will always be an ascot to remember.

But I do believe we've reached the end of the era involving real ascots, pipes and oversized glasses. And that is truly a shame.

[susskins.livejournal.com]

As well as Bic Bananas.

[invisibelle.livejournal.com]

Not in South Korea.

.... just sayin'.