spatch

My first gray hair was discovered not by me, but by Ms. Amy Crystal Gould whom I was dating at the time. I was 23, I think. Went like this:

Her: *gasp* "You've got a gray hair!!"
Me: "No way. Where?"
Her: *YOINK* "See?"
Me: "Oww!"
Her: "Sorry?"
Me: *TACKLE*

So you see, gray hairs can be used for nefarious purposes.