NOTHING EVER HAPPENS IN OZ
Jun. 29th, 2007 02:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spatchOh dear god.
NBC's Passions is putting on a Fake Wicked. I mean, they've got these musical numbers up. There's a girl in greenface. And a blonde girl in white. On stage. In a Fake Magical Boarding School. Singing Fake Stephen Schwartz Songs. I don't know why. Their names, according to the close-captioning, are Esmerelda and Tabitha. Singing a cross between "Popular" and "What Is This Feeling?"
It looks like it was directed by Corky St. Clair. I'm not fucking kidding. This is so hilariously bad, I've got tears from all the laughing.
And I'm so gonna give a kidney punch to the person who alerted it to me on IM.
EDIT: SAMPLE DIALOGUE TIME!!
Esmerelda: Oh, you're so jealous, you're turning -- ! Oh, wait. You already turned green.
And they just did an "It's not easy being green" joke. I'ma crying here.
EDIT EDIT: They just ran out of green makeup, so Tabitha turned Caucasian "by magic." And now they're doing a musical number called "Fly Away."
NBC's Passions is putting on a Fake Wicked. I mean, they've got these musical numbers up. There's a girl in greenface. And a blonde girl in white. On stage. In a Fake Magical Boarding School. Singing Fake Stephen Schwartz Songs. I don't know why. Their names, according to the close-captioning, are Esmerelda and Tabitha. Singing a cross between "Popular" and "What Is This Feeling?"
It looks like it was directed by Corky St. Clair. I'm not fucking kidding. This is so hilariously bad, I've got tears from all the laughing.
And I'm so gonna give a kidney punch to the person who alerted it to me on IM.
EDIT: SAMPLE DIALOGUE TIME!!
Esmerelda: Oh, you're so jealous, you're turning -- ! Oh, wait. You already turned green.
And they just did an "It's not easy being green" joke. I'ma crying here.
EDIT EDIT: They just ran out of green makeup, so Tabitha turned Caucasian "by magic." And now they're doing a musical number called "Fly Away."