and the mini metro people are usually good about shelf rotation

[spatch]

There is an old proverb of exotic origin which states "Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day."

Written, no doubt, by a true sage (and frog gourmet, apparently.)

But no sage has ever started a proverb with "Take a healthy swig from a bottle of sour chocolate milk, gag, then check the cap to find that the expiration date was July 17 first thing in the morning..."

But then again, perhaps finishing that sentence is gonna jinx things up something fierce.