and now, here it is, your moment of zen

[spatch]

Comments

[wring.livejournal.com]

crazaaay!

[reveritas.livejournal.com]

also in 1994 four people were murdered at an aurora, colo., chuck e. cheese. i knew one of the victims, he was 16.

[muffyjo]

I'm thinking it's all the MSG.

[semer.livejournal.com]

I wish this were funny instead of terrible.

[semer.livejournal.com]

:( http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m3190/is_/ai_14688386

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

The Onion, right?

Please let me keep thinking that's from the Onion.

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

It's dangerous to put that many tasteless, tacky people in the same space. Their lives are so ill defined for them it's a miracle Chuck E. Cheeses all over the country aren't just big ol' family fight clubs.

[jotasbrane.livejournal.com]

It began when three women fought after pepper gas was sprayed.

The brawl began after the pepper gas was sprayed?!? If I were having a family gathering and someone suddenly sprayed pepper gas at my (hypothetical and currently fictitious children), I imagine I might want to start a fight as well.

[skatiemom.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, the wonderful Brookfield Chuck E. Cheese, located in one of our more expensive and retail-obsessed suburbs. It's also a good place for having your car broken in to or vandalized. The city almost shut them down permanently because the police were getting called there more than most of the bars. I believe they're now required to have private security patrolling the restaurant and parking lot.

... The More You Know ...

[skeetlj.livejournal.com]

How can any collection of occurrences like this be complete without at least one incident in Florida?

C'mon, we're famous for wacky crap like this.

[spatch]

Florida has its own section but I couldn't link it here cause it'd break tables.

[luckimunki.livejournal.com]

This is what I was thinking as well. Clarification is needed.

[amandaruth2001.livejournal.com]

I did NOT get into a fight at Chuck E. Cheese even though some woman kept lurking near my ski-ball machine and stealing my tickets.