"how can it be unstable? it's on five legs for crying out loud"

[spatch]

The den is clean, the new desk is mostly assembled (IKEA is Swedish for "Yeah, that's gonna need a shim") and Elmer Gantry is on Turner Classic Movies this afternoon. Hooray for Burt Lancaster, Jean Simmons and Shirley Jones cast against type.

My day so far on the Ice Cube scale is at a decent 66% (the ham and cheese omelet scratches the "breakfast without hog" requirement, but I am not complaining) which means No AK Necessary! Hooray!