SPATCH'S LAW OF FOOTBALL BUFFOONERY

[spatch]

Given several thousand people in any given football stadium, there will always be at least one jackass who brings in a giant D, accompanied by his buddy who brings in a giant artistic interpretation of a fence. There may even be more of these in attendance, but the cameras will only favor one couple: usually the couple whose fence looks more like a tic-tac-toe grid than a fence.

I miss the John 3:16 guy, dammit.