I hope it's 1. If I've learnt anything from movies then what will happen is that the Management(tm) won't notice, and he'll be forced to gradually replace the entire park with matching coasters, possibly with some dramatic climax involving the world's last still-available boomerang and a competing park manager who'll stop at nothing to get it in his Australia-themed upstart, etc etc etc. There is also a beautiful woman who runs the water ride who will a. be upset about losing her ride OH NO what will he do because he secretly loves her, and b. has a totally legit. reason to be seen in a wet t-shirt a lot.
Or, maybe it's too early in the morning for all this.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
dancing_serpent
(no subject)
Date: 2011-09-29 06:53 am (UTC)There is also a beautiful woman who runs the water ride who will a. be upset about losing her ride OH NO what will he do because he secretly loves her, and b. has a totally legit. reason to be seen in a wet t-shirt a lot.
Or, maybe it's too early in the morning for all this.