This is what happens when we skive off actual Red Shift work

[spatch]

The Internet just gave me this pulp cover generator and so naturally I threw stuff from the REDSHIFTIVERSE (pat. pending) into it just to see what would happen. Otherwise known as FOR SCIENCE.







I think I got it all out of my system. For today.

EDIT: Not quite; here's one more for Billy THE DEMANDING LITTLE SO-AND-SO.