welcome to the second non-issue of 2004

[spatch]

Y'know, try as I may, I just simply can't be bothered to think, say, or do anything related to Janet Jackson's right tit.

Consider this the first and last mention of it on this LJ.

Comments

[aussie-nyc.livejournal.com]

It's the scandal of the century.

[alphacygni]

Must be a slow news century.

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[sarcasma.livejournal.com]

Well, it *is* only three-and-a-bit years old. I was pretty slow at that age, too. :D

[ungratefulninja.livejournal.com]

Wait, "was"?

[betweenstations.livejournal.com]

Your sense of moral outrage is contagious.

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[aussie-nyc.livejournal.com]

Well, last century had the big David Lee Roth/Van Halen feud. How can we compete with that?

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[sarcasma.livejournal.com]

*WHAM WHAM WHAM*

[pecosy.livejournal.com]

You said tit.

[jadasc.livejournal.com]

My favorite non-action related moment of the Super Bowl was listening to Steven Tyler go through the motions of singing "Dream On" in the pre-game show. I use this term because he was miked clearly and you could tell that he wasn't even coming *close* to *trying* to sing the real words. "Cree mo. Cree mo. Mee ma nee ma nee mo moo." Not syllables, not words, not even real scat. Just noise. Laughed for about five minutes.

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[spatch]

I like how they decided to salute our fallen astronauts with some "up-and-coming" pop act they would never have known.

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[betweenstations.livejournal.com]

When the dude changed key, I told Jan that it was the cue to pluck heartstrings.

Wow, he sucked.

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[arielblue.livejournal.com]

I think he aspires to be Michael Bolton one day when he grows up.

(Synonym: Wow, he sucked.)

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[betweenstations.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more Celine Dion.