LET'S HAVE FUN WITH MUSIC

[spatch]

Why yes, I have been up far too long tonight. So I came up with these beautiful musical masterpieces.

(Nobody Comments on) My LiveJournal (MP3, 1.3M)
A sad and touching ode to the problems faced when you bare your soul to the world... and the world doesn't care. Sung in a cheesy Jimmy-Buffett-Meets-Cowboy-Joe kind of way.

The Orkut Song (MP3, 1.4M)
HEY, EVERYBODY! LET'S SING THE ORKUT SONG! If you're not on Orkut you might want to listen to this anyway because it has funny voices and three-part harmony, sorta.

Folks, I think it's pretty clear by these that I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really need a job. Please.

Comments

[eustaciavye.livejournal.com]

the orkut song link is broken.

Re:

[spatch]

THE PROBLEM, SHE HAS BEEN FIXED

[storme]

I think these have the potential to become the official anthems for these services.

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

Heee!

Oh dear oh dear. It's too early in the morning to be laughing this hard.

[rfreebern.livejournal.com]

I think you and Lore Sjoberg could join forces and become an unstoppable humour machine.

ironic comment in the face of "(nobodycomments on) my livejournal"

[maren.livejournal.com]

rob-o bob-o!

i have been listening to your funny songs and reading cat town and so has pete! pete is my friend and two nights ago i showed him cat town and he laughed straight through it in a progression of more and more 2 a.m. hysteria. and he won PUTPBAD in eight moves and i was jealous cuz it took me hours to win when i first played it. we like you.

the end.

[maga-dogg.livejournal.com]

Now I am envisaging a song entitled 'Comment Whore', sung to the tune of Nowhere Man.

[stephaniesays.livejournal.com]

<3 Bert <3


Your job is writing these songs. Here is a dollar.

[kyree.livejournal.com]

Brilliant, as always. I particularly like the Orkut one.

[ctartchick.livejournal.com]

Yaaaaaay! OrkutWorld - my new favorite song! :-)

Paul says: "Did Spatch write those? Did he sing that? Damn, he's GOOD!"

[pecosy.livejournal.com]

That does it.

I am a spatch audio groupie.

[fairymelusine.livejournal.com]

I don't know if it is less validating to comment out of obligation, but I'm doing it anyway.

(also: phone posts work nicely for the whoring too. or so i'm told. ahem.)

Thank you for your little ray of sunshine...

[isquiesque.livejournal.com]

...between Cat Town and (Nobody Comments on) My LiveJournal, you are like the happy little butterfly that occasionally flits through the front yard flower bed that is my friend's page.

Or something.

But yeah, you need a job. heh

[jessraven.livejournal.com]

I *heart* Spatch