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Here are some things that I have seen.

Twenty-two columns standing around a Myst-like reflecting pool (find the twisty widget and get the blue page!) in the middle of a meadow
Bonsai trees and special rocks with bases built out of precious materials just for each rock
A slightly mildewed copy of Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
A grumpy lion wearing a pink ribbon
Really bad-smelling plant-like things
A British visitor eating her first, and possibly last, Twinkie
A diner jukebox that played "My Girl" approximately seventy times in a row, and it wasn't our fault
Boxwood! Boxwood! Boxwood!
A short bus farm
Three cats
Four good a cappella singers in the midst of quite a few mediocre ones
A car with a JESUS fish parked next to a car with a DARWIN fish and it looked like they were gonna bite each other
Really really really really bad eggs
Worrisome British candy
The Unicorn Dance, performed for the benefit of tourists
The Fuck Off Dance, performed for the benefit of others
Someone with his shirt off who should not have had his shirt off
lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of nametags
stuff and things

There. That should do it.

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