Curse you for making me face the bitter harshness of reality!
Why couldn't you have told me he'd, I dunno retired from the hubub and used his movie millions to open a home for tiny one-eyed kittens or something? Like I'd ever have known otherwise!
I guess I was mistaken. I had confused "detox" with "beatification after single-handedly saving over 200 one-eyed kittens from a brush fire while single-handedly fighting off Moon Nazis" and "appearing on a reality show" with "living in a farmhouse just outside Minneapolis."
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dancing_serpent
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Date: 2004-04-30 10:25 am (UTC)Curse you for making me face the bitter harshness of reality!
Why couldn't you have told me he'd, I dunno retired from the hubub and used his movie millions to open a home for tiny one-eyed kittens or something? Like I'd ever have known otherwise!
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Date: 2004-04-30 10:54 am (UTC)