Heard on the teevee

[spatch]

"On a scale of double-0 7, The Bourne Supremacy is a 10."

Someone got paid to write that.
Paid.
PAID.
SOMEONE GOT PAID to write that.


And I'm out of pistachios. Some days, life just ain't fair.

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[spatch]

I also yelled at an ad for Botox which showed outstretched wimminz arms reaching for a bouquet, and a voiceover who said something like "There's plenty of good reasons for Botox."

"IT'S BOTULISM!" I hollered. "YOU STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE!"

Next time you see it, you can holler too, and we can pretend we're hollering together!