GUYS I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

[spatch]

CAT TOWN HAS BEEN CANCELLED

OKAY

Comments

[aussie-nyc.livejournal.com]

I FEEL BETRAYED

[spatch]

BUT THE REPLACEMENT PROMISES TO BE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR IN WEB-RELATED CONTENT

[glowkitty]

OH NOS NOW I CRY BOO HOO

[subbes]

FOR SHAME

[subbes]

I DEMAND ARCHIVED EPISODES OF CAT TOWN FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE FORGOTTEN TO CHECK IT REGULARLY FOR INSTANCE BY NOT KNOWING IT EXISTED OR THINKING IT WAS AN SA ONLY THING THAT WOULD REQUIRE I REMEMBER MY LOGIN AND PROBABLY PAY $5.

[rabswom.livejournal.com]

EL GUAPO, SAVE US FROM DOGVILLE....PLEASE!!

[wednesday]

DAMMIT I FELT SICK ALREADY FROM THE STEAK AND NOW THE DOGS IN DOGVILLE WILL EAT MY STEAK PUKE AW CRAP

[spatch]

Those dogs'll eat anything! They're scary! And stupid!

[rfreebern.livejournal.com]

GOOD GOD NO

SAVE US FROM THIS MENACE EL GUAPO!

[maga-dogg.livejournal.com]

OUR TRUST IN EL GUAPO DIMINISHES NOT

[androidqueen.livejournal.com]

i like dogs better anyway.

[spatch]

Gasp!

Double gasp!!

SAVE CAT TOWN

[dcart.livejournal.com]

http://www.petitiononline.com/CATTOWN/petition.html

Re: SAVE CAT TOWN

[spatch]

This is like the time I petitioned that Clay Aiken was a better singer than Ruben Stoddard

[zrblm.livejournal.com]

AAAAAH!

AAAAAH!

I AM NOT AN EASILY STARTLED CAT BUT I AM DOING THE BEST I CAN.

[saint-buddha.livejournal.com]

DOGVILLE IS BUT A PAIL IMITATION OF CAT TOWN. YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALLED IT FOXBURG. I PEE ON IT. OH NO MY LAPTOP!

[katre50.livejournal.com]

First I cried in sadness. Then I cried with laughter. Now I am crying with sadness again.

BRING BACK CATTOWN!

[thufir-hawat.livejournal.com]

Beezer is really a rising star. Counting all those bones! And he delivered the lines with true feeling. You were almost there, counting the bones with him. I predict this will be a huge hit.

[spatch]

He showed up around the third show of the first season and had one line, but was such a huge hit with the audience that the show was drastically retooled to center around him.

If we were in like 1992, there'd be a newsgroup called alt.dogville.beezer.die.die.die

[sargent.livejournal.com]

the orbital lasers are moving into position as we speak. return cat town to us or beezer will be the first to die.

i will be using all lowercase in the meantime in protest. ha HA!

...damn.

[annilita.livejournal.com]

Dogs eat their own poo.

CATTOWN RULZ!!!!!!!

[granuaile.livejournal.com]

*scrawls "EL GUAPO LIVES" in graffiti all over Chicago*

[hyperina.livejournal.com]

please o please do not take from us the simple joy that is CAT TOWN!!

the haunting refrain:
cat town ladies sing this song, doo-dah, doo-dah
will echo in my brain for decades to come
i will never be happy
i will yearn for cat town...

please! or at least can i have a backup of what was cat town?
i will pay good dollar money

sad, so sad

[rockingharder.livejournal.com]

MY GOODNESS SPATCH, I MISS CAT TOWN ALREADY


I CONCUR! THIS SHOULD NOT BE SO


BUT ALAS, IT IS SO! OUR FRIENDS ARE GONE, PERHAPS FOR GOOD


HURR HURR HURR, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU TWO


*GASP* THE ANIMAL HAT GANG! WE COULD BE IN DANGER!


HURR HURR HURR, NOT NECESSARILY SO. I HAVE A TERRIBLE DISEASE WHICH CAUSES ME TO SPOUT 'HURR HURR HURR' AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY SENTENCE. HURR HURR HURR, I AM GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT NOW IN THIS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.


PERHAPS EVERYTHING REALLY DOES HAPPEN FOR A REASON


AND NOW YOU KNOW

[spatch]

Sometimes the duckie cat says HURR HURR HURR at the end of his sentence. It's his prerogative, really, and I leave it up to him. He's a notorious ad-libber, but always mentions to work the HURRs in when he cuts loose. I have much respect for him as an actor.

[tablesaw]

MAYBE NOW THE INTERNETWORK WILL PICK UP THE PILOT FOR LAWYER DOGS. I BELIEVE THAT IT WAS ONE OF DICK WOLF'S FIRST PRODUCTIONS, BEFORE HE WENT ALL WILD.

[hyperina.livejournal.com]

please no really i mean it
dogville, don't get me wrong, it's charming, it's cute'n'all

BUT CAT ToWN! cat town brought sch pleasure to so many near and far!
i have seen belly laughs
i have received emails with HA HAAA CHECK THIS OUT
i have seen glowing link-reviews

please, you must save cat town.

go on stick a paypal thingy there! do what you must
i'm serious
why don't you take this seriously?
i'm a nuclearastromechanicalanthropologist by day, but i loved to unwind with CAT TOWN at night, or in the middle of a particularly vexing nuclearastromechanicalanthorpological problem...

help

please more cat town

[spatch]

I AM SORRY, IT IS OUT OF OUR HANDS NOW, THE PRESIDENT OF THE INTERNET HAS DECREED IT


HURR HURR HURR I AM EATING RAMEN AND WATCHING DAYTIME TELEVISION


HERE ON CAT TOWN CHANNEL 4 WE GET DR PHIL RIGHT AFTER THE PRICE IS RIGHT


THIS BITES, I'M GONNA GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! CAT REVOLUTION!!!!

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

I AM LATE TO THE ANGST PARTY BUT I WILL PROTEST ANYWAY.

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

OH NOS I AM GOING TO BOYCOTT THE INTERNET UNTIL I CAN SEE CAT TOWN BACK AGAIN

[tyopsqueene.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

There should be a Cat Town vs. Dogville crossover! With surprise marriages and lots of character deaths and a barn that catches on fire!

Next, CRISIS ON INIFINITE ANIMAL TOWN PLACE THINGS

[mschlock.livejournal.com]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BUT WHAT OF THE DEETLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE