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ME: "May I have the last six digits of your Vehicle Identification Number, please?"
CALLER: "Uh... 4712."
There is a pause.
ME: "Thank you, now may I have the two numbers before that?"

This would be exponentially funnier if it didn't happen four or five times every shift.

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Bwa. When I was a video store jockey (or whatever) we used to ask people for the last five digits of their eighten-million digit membership number. I finally gave up and asked everyone for the whole thing, since I can reliably count to five and they, well, couldn't.

Although I suppose that would fark up your acronym time. :p